r/funny 5h ago Starstruck

What's a CD Drive

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r/nextfuckinglevel 4h ago Wholesome Seal of Approval

This chimp was born with broken ribs, had pneumonia and was abandoned by his own mother. This couple raised him and showed him love. This is how he reacts whenever he sees them now!

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r/news 11h ago All-Seeing Upvote Ally Looking Doom Silver Platinum Wholesome Gold Tearing Up Spit-take

Tyre Nichols: Memphis police release body cam video of deadly beating

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r/wholesomememes 4h ago Bravo!

Tomorrow’s another day

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r/AskReddit 9h ago All-Seeing Upvote

What movie do you enjoy that you will 100% agree is a bad movie?

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r/pcmasterrace 6h ago Take My Energy

Box Rainmeter was a Great Suggestion.

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r/Funnymemes 12h ago Wholesome

Sweet child o' meth

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r/tifu 16h ago Evil Cackle Facepalm Wholesome Take My Energy

S TIFU by asking my wife for a paternity test

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This didn't happen today, but a few weeks ago. My wife of 4 years gave birth to our first child last year. Both my wife and I are blue eyed and light skinned. Our baby has a darker skin tone. Over the past 6 months his eyes turned a very dark brown.

I had my doubts. My friends and family had questions. I read too many horror stories online.

I asked my wife half jokingly one day if she was sure the kiddo was mine. She starred daggers at me and said of course he is. I let it go for a while, but I still had a nagging doubt.

So right after thanksgiving I told her I wanted a paternity test to put my doubts to rest. She agreed.

A few weeks ago I came home to an empty house. Wife and son gone. On the bed she left the paternity results. And a petition for divorce.

Kid is 100% mine. Now I will only get to see him weekends and I lost the most amazing woman I have ever known.

TL;DR - I asked my wife for a paternity test. She decided she didnt want to be married to someone who didnt trust her.


r/blursedimages 7h ago

Blursed McFlurry

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r/todayilearned 15h ago

TIL Fender Guitars did a study and found that 90% of new guitar players abandon playing within 1 year. The 10% that don't quit spend an average of $10,000 on hardware over their lifetime, buying 5-7 guitars and multiple amps.

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r/ContagiousLaughter 8h ago All-Seeing Upvote Bravo Grande! Table Slap

This is how you do a travel video

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r/OneOrangeBraincell 8h ago Wholesome (Pro)

🍊 Mod Favorite 🍊 the day I picked her out at the shelter

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r/worldnews 18h ago

Haitian gangs' gruesome murders of police spark protests as calls mount for U.S., Canada to intervene

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r/WhitePeopleTwitter 10h ago Gold All-Seeing Upvote

This is horrific

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r/IdiotsInCars 15h ago Table Slap Evil Cackle Gold

Watch out for that treeeee Tried to cut me off and instantly regretted it.

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r/interestingasfuck 7h ago Gold

/r/ALL I made a 3D printed representation showing the approximate size and shape of the tiny radioactive capsule lost in Australia

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r/mildlyinteresting 9h ago

this off brand Pepto bismol is just called "stomach"

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r/BlackPeopleTwitter 10h ago Faith In Humanity Restored

Country Club Thread Nobody deserves this. Wake the fuck up America. Prayers for Memphis and prayers for everyone affected by this travesty.

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r/HumansBeingBros 9h ago Gold Hugz Faith In Humanity Restored Tearing Up

This is my dog and now she has crossed the rainbow bridge (today 😭). The message they put on the bag says "she will see you on the other side, outback is with you, we love you!". This really touched my heart and my dog Lexi loved it.

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r/Whatcouldgowrong 20h ago Bravo Grande!

WCGW Approved WCGW leaving the van in neutral

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r/wallstreetbets 18h ago All-Seeing Upvote LOVE! Doot 🎡 Doot Starstruck Dumpster Fire hehehehe Pot o' Coins Wholesome Seal of Approval Burning Cash Gold Platinum Narwhal Salute Table Slap Wholesome (Pro) Doom

Loss You guys were right. Lost all $138,000 selling calls on Tesla

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r/deadbydaylight 14h ago

Discussion Tell Me Your Killer Main, but Only Use Emojis

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r/MadeMeSmile 15h ago Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Bravo! Wholesome (Pro) Gold

Wholesome Moments Mad respect to both of them

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r/OldSchoolCool 9h ago Endless Coolness

My uncle (left) on his way to prom when my uncle (right) stopped by. Taken in 1986(?) in front of my mom's Potiac Fiero

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