Madlad

[u/fartinmyfuckingmouth]

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[u/rbsudden]

Great, until you have to change the batteries.

[u/TotalSeesaw8982 → u/rbsudden]

20 dollars for that

[u/honeyn_ → u/TotalSeesaw8982]

Well that’s exactly how business works

[u/Doktor_Vem → u/honeyn_]

That's how they getcha

[u/26oclock → u/Doktor_Vem]

Until your TV breaks

[u/mewthulhu → u/26oclock]

20 dollars for new tv fused as a cathode ray tube eyeball projecting searing light into optic nerve. never breaks. stare into the light. embrace her glory. the warmth of burning free will. she is me. she is you. she is hot glue.

[u/26oclock → u/mewthulhu]

Na doc, what is the cheap option you have to offer?

[u/Quiggles_McGee → u/26oclock]

Best I can do is lobotomy

[u/TactlesslyTactful → u/Quiggles_McGee]

That'll be $50

[u/Quiggles_McGee → u/TactlesslyTactful]

Sir, this is America. The 200mg ibuprofen we give you after are $50 each. The bill comes to… $56,432.69. That’s after the insurance coverage. Have a nice day!

[u/Alittleshorthanded → u/TotalSeesaw8982]

per month. its a subscription service

[u/TotalSeesaw8982 → u/Alittleshorthanded]

Absolutely, we don't care if your battery is barely used

[u/-spookygoopy- → u/TotalSeesaw8982]

$10 unglue

$10 reglue

[u/TotalSeesaw8982 → u/-spookygoopy-]

No, reglue charges excluded

[u/Lariegooo → u/TotalSeesaw8982]

Create the problem then sell the solution 😅

[u/[deleted] → u/TotalSeesaw8982]

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[u/PseudoEmpthy → u/rbsudden]

They all run off 3v. Just wire the sams 2 cell battery pack to all of them (in parallel) and only change one set.

[u/FilthyPedant → u/PseudoEmpthy]

Wire them to a USB power brick, extra voltage will give them extra range.

[u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 → u/rbsudden]

Repeat customers are the lifeblood of a successful business.

[u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount → u/Ambitious_Toe_4357]

Funeral homes disagree.

[u/rebornranch → u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount]

They did say life blood

[u/eccehom → u/rbsudden]

I just did this 3 days ago, never did it before, never seen it on inet. WTH, is reddit reading minds now? P.S. only have to remove the thread to change batteries:)

[u/shokalion → u/eccehom]

That little firestick remote is a fucker for getting lost isn't it? I keep pondering gluing mine to a housebrick.

[u/Parryandrepost → u/shokalion]

I had this girlfriend a while back. I've got plenty of stories of her but her whole family was something else.

Her dad got pissed once while drunk when he lost his Roku remote. His solution was to super glue it to the broom. The broom that he then put back in the closet before passing out and then causing him to lose the Roku remote again.

[u/whooptheretis → u/rbsudden]

Same thing that mobile phone manufacturers been doing for years!

[u/Hillbillyblues → u/rbsudden]

Just get rechargeable batteries, duh.

[u/matchooooh → u/rbsudden]

If you don't give me $10, I will come to your house and hot glue all your remotes together.

[u/WhyAlwaysMe1991 → u/rbsudden]

It’s okay there is tape already to keep them in lol

[u/joeyo1423]

Kicking myself right now. Just paid $20 for this, I knew I should've shopped around

[u/appdevil → u/joeyo1423]

You were scammed, this guy pays you to come and glue the remotes.

[u/GentlePimp → u/appdevil]

What the actual scam is there is one guy and this guy pays the guy and collects a ten

[u/AB8C → u/joeyo1423]

How much do I have to pay to hot glue my husband’s ass cheeks shut and his dick and balls sack together?

[u/QXPZ → u/AB8C]

I beg your pardon

[u/AB8C → u/QXPZ]

Did I stutter??

[u/DimensionSimple7426 → u/AB8C]

Price is dependent on if he is a willing participant or not lol

[u/mudokin → u/DimensionSimple7426]

Also dependent on the amount of hotglue needed.

[u/MountainCheesesteak → u/AB8C]

I’m free today, I’ll do it for no charge.

[u/AB8C → u/MountainCheesesteak]

Thank you! 🙏 I’ll give you a Mountain of Cheesesteaks!

[u/BadDreamFactory → u/AB8C]

he keeps his dick and balls in a sack?

[u/TheRealGreenArrow420 → u/joeyo1423]

thats actually the current going rate after accounting for inflation since this was posted

[u/chance-chance-chance]

The megatron remote? It doesn’t say urban free wheelers, it says sofa masturbators, you know?

[u/redref1ux → u/chance-chance-chance]

I was looking for this!

[u/Not-even-in-flames → u/redref1ux]

Same, it's the perfect comedy

[u/AchingGibbon450 → u/chance-chance-chance]

Oh no, the megatron is shrinking my massive balls

[u/DR-ANUSTART → u/AchingGibbon450]

Did you do this!? You're sick!

[u/Megafayce → u/chance-chance-chance]

Actually watching this series again. I don’t know if it’s because I’m older now, but I sometimes have to turn away from the cringing. Absolute brilliance

[u/Global-Discussion-41 → u/Megafayce]

There are entire episodes I need to watch through my fingers because I'm cringing so hard.

Marks birthday, the dog on the canal boat, Marks wedding. Oof

[u/Uncle_Leo93 → u/Global-Discussion-41]

They barbequed Mummy and they ate her!

[u/GoonMcnasty → u/Megafayce]

One of the greatest shows of all time

[u/Learnmore49 → u/GoonMcnasty]

What show is this?

[u/shizzler → u/Learnmore49]

Peep show

[u/Moinseur_Garnier → u/Megafayce]

Try watching it on DVD, the concentrated cringe could be weaponised

[u/CaptainCimmeria → u/chance-chance-chance]

It smells wrong

[u/Physical-String6387 → u/chance-chance-chance]

I've got Heat on DVD at home. We're watching this, when, for less money, we could be watching Robert De Niro AND Al Pacino.

[u/I_LIKE_BASKETBALL → u/Physical-String6387]

i'm going to pretend i AM watching heat

[u/ClimatePrestigious42 → u/chance-chance-chance]

Something very moreish about the megatron

[u/Jason_Tail → u/chance-chance-chance]

When I initially built Megatron on my sharehouse circa 2009 we felt like geniuses that we also attached a rope from the 'tron to the coffee table so we never lost it.

[u/ThatDutchLad → u/chance-chance-chance]

Perfect for pretending to watch Heat

[u/Physical-String6387 → u/chance-chance-chance]

I've got Heat on DVD at home. We're watching this, when, for less money, we could be watching Robert De Niro AND Al Pacino

[u/Psych_edelia → u/chance-chance-chance]

The megatron gets ladies as wet as an eagle.

[u/cocothepops → u/Psych_edelia]

Ready for the jizzcock.

[u/Bpefiz → u/Psych_edelia]

An honorable man.

[u/CourteX64]

Ultrahand

[u/nburns1825 → u/CourteX64]

That's what I was thinking too 😂

[u/The_Luckiest → u/CourteX64]

Gonna make you wish you can rewind that decision

[u/Crezelle → u/The_Luckiest]

Just shake it around till it falls apart

[u/CourteX64 → u/The_Luckiest]

Recall but ok :p

[u/The_Luckiest → u/CourteX64]

Oh you’re right, I was thinking of the shrine that says “the ability to rewind” lol

[u/DollarSignGoesBefore]

For $9 I will hot glue your nutsack to the coffee table so you watch whatever the fuck is on.

[u/Aussiemandeus → u/DollarSignGoesBefore]

Staple gun works well too

[u/QuantAnalyst → u/DollarSignGoesBefore]

I would do it for free

[u/primerr69 → u/QuantAnalyst]

Are you available this afternoon?

[u/prof_devilsadvocate]

best madlad will be one who order his service

[u/laeti88 → u/prof_devilsadvocate]

TBH I love absurd things so much that if I were living in the US I could just call this guy over, and pay his 10$ + a tip to glue my remotes lol. This thing is so absurd it makes me happy.

Edit: 10$

[u/BartPRO1000000 → u/laeti88]

I don't think that it's the safest thing to do...

[u/gowerskee → u/BartPRO1000000]

it's a tv remote it will be fine. deluxe service: put all new batteries in first

[u/Ake-TL → u/BartPRO1000000]

Using hot glue or calling sus people?

[u/Spatula_The_Great → u/Ake-TL]

That

[u/aarmonica]

I like that he added a tile, making sure doesn't get lost

[u/fartLessSmell]

Is he asking or offering?

[u/Katacenko → u/fartLessSmell]

Threatening

[u/asianabsinthe → u/fartLessSmell]

Does it matter?

[u/theghost201]

Someone is a Tears of the Kingdom fan

[u/Free_Stick_]

Not the megatron Mark…

[u/Richiematt262 → u/Free_Stick_]

The Megatron doesn't say Urban Freewheelers....it's says sofa masterbaters

[u/Free_Stick_ → u/Richiematt262]

Chance would be a fine thing… a fine thing indeed.

[u/PenNo2510]

with the ultrahand?

[u/WhiteCakeStacey]

How do you plan on changing the battery

[u/KroganHULK]

Megatron!

[u/OrangeGravy → u/KroganHULK]

It smells weird

[u/Batterie_Faible_]

r/CrackheadCraigslist

[u/batt3ryac1d1]

sofa masturbators

[u/toeofcamell]

He’s a remote controller

[u/LivelyUnicorn]

r/crackheadcraigslist

[u/medieval-knievel]

I drive to Martin, Tennessee when I have to go to Walmart. Definitely need this person’s services.

[u/FluffyAbroad9496]

Fair trade

[u/AntediluvianCucumber]

🥒

[u/SINBRO]

For $20 he will not do it

[u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502]

The quality of the glue work is what really sets this apart.

[u/sus_accountt]

One machine to rule them all

[u/serendipity_7]

I use (small) magnets myself...

[u/maybeabitweird]

Would avail... if I had a house

[u/Skyrim_Bear]

One remote to rule them all

[u/twonkenn]

So I can lose them all at once?

[u/BiteApprehensive6215]

..but sometimes you will have to change the batteries

[u/bloodknife92]

How do you change the batteries lol.

[u/Scojo91 → u/bloodknife92]

You peel off a remote, change them, then pay the continuing service fee from the service agreement to have them come out and reglue it.

[u/bloodknife92 → u/Scojo91]

I was going to make a joke about the service fee, but I don't know which company to mention.... There are too many of them these days -.-

[u/destevil]

$10 includes materials (e.g. glue stick)?

[u/EntitledPotatoe]

The guy when he has to fly to Brazil for $10 to glue all the remotes together

[u/Weirdassmustache]

Spray paint it white and put on glow in the dark stickers and we have a deal.

[u/hotnindza]

Does the price include searching around the room for all remotes? :)

[u/Legitimate_Shower834]

Ide still manage to lose it

[u/KevMatthews]

Crackhead craigslist strikes again

[u/owenfromcanada]

For $20 will he go to someone else's house and do that?

[u/Elegant_Plane_6815]

That's when the real madlads break out the duct tape and make it work anyway!

[u/2020BillyJoel]

What a deal!

[u/miki_oyuki]

You're poor because you want!

[u/URLink]

What if I have 23.7 remotes

[u/sebdu31]

WTF

[u/DontLoseFocus719]

I use adhesive velcro to combine my TV and soundbar remotes togther. Then I can still separate them. Rubberbands also work.

[u/JJNinja1]

Get link to do it. It looks like UltraGlue

[u/CoupwalObiWan]

How are the batteries changed?

[u/FloppieTheBanjoClown]

Like...as a prank? I'm confused.

[u/Last_Appearance6080]

Got so tired of losing mine! I just taped them together that way when batteries need be changed pull apart re-tape. 😂

[u/CynicallyCyn]

Um batteries need changing 🤦‍♀️

[u/JacXy_SpacTus]

May be i should make a cover that hosts 3 remote and sell it. Great business idea !

[u/FunForLife1234]

And for $20, I will help you change the batteries

[u/oneslow4dr]

El battery no chango presto!

[u/dumahim]

That's a bargain! He's in TN. It'll cost him way more than $10 to get to my place.

[u/martisoyo]

Link?

[u/joeo221]

Megatron!

[u/Ambitious_Fortune470]

For $5 bucks I’ll teach you basic tech literacy so you don’t do dumb shit like this 😉

[u/509Trader]

Bargain

[u/grubojack]

For ten dollars...I'll break into your home.

[u/essdoubleU]

Somebody discovered the hot glue gun..

[u/One_Translator4655]

Madlads never back down from a challenge, even if it involves changing batteries. #Unstoppable

[u/BanWillis]

I think I've played too much TotK

[u/threestageidiot]

backwards.

[u/morts73]

I'm good thanks.

[u/AlysciaRose]

Oh damn, I lost the remotes.

[u/millenialfalcon-_-]

Time to change the batteries

[u/Flicee13]

And how are you gonna change the battery?

[u/Brinxy13]

Velcro works way better

[u/Angsty_Panda]

And then you lose the entire thing down the back of the couch

[u/Devrol]

The Megatron!

[u/Jdraspberry]

So what do you do when the batteries go bad? I believe all the battery doors are stuck to the hot glue now.

[u/PuppySkys]

I love the tile glued right in there

[u/Alert-Ad-55]

Excited Jim noises

[u/HappySender98_]

Genius idea lowkey, until you need to change batteries

[u/CameronWeebHale]

The megatron doesn’t say urban free wheelers, it says, sofa masterbaters… Yano?

[u/mango_partyowo]

Nice-

[u/EightiesBush]

The megatron.... no

[u/nttran98]

With a tile too

[u/StoneWave415111]

Good deal

[u/Lost-in-Amsterdam]

What Link does with Ultrahand after saving Hyrule

[u/hyzenthlay91]

Then I can lose them all at once.

[u/Ramenoodlez1]

He has ultrahand

[u/XDimitris7]

Great, now I will lose them altogether

[u/landland24]

Megatron

[u/D3XXTRO]

what if i buy a new tv?

[u/esmurf]

Buy universal remote for 10 $ instead.

[u/SeigenIrako]

Until you need to change the batteries

[u/Stormy-Vacation]

Velcro tape is good for this use or just buy a learning remote for that much.

[u/deztructicus]

Tears of the Kingdom moment

[u/Butthole_Alamo]

That’s cheaper than my current remote hot gluing guy.

[u/Terrible_Copy7157]

r/totk ultrahand

[u/JakefromTRPB]

Jokes on his customers. They’ll have to pay him another $10 every time they need a battery changed.

[u/Exekutos]

Sounds like a threat.

[u/CthuluNaps]

This feels like a threat

[u/MonstersinHeat]

Nice use of the fuse ability in Zelda. Now add a rocket

[u/Crazy_Armpits]

Ah yes, good luck in replacing batteries

[u/pawalina_]

I used to own that remote on the right and seeing the battery compartment taped closed is giving me bad memories

[u/amassiveballs]

This smells wrong

[u/GODDESS_OF_CRINGE__]

Now that's $10 well spent!

[u/AlexStud99]

How is this profitable? Would likely not cover the gas.

[u/caglover23ny]

How would you change the batteries

[u/Masterbaitingissport]

I’m about to buy this and not tell him my address just to fuck up his purpose

[u/[deleted]]

Absolute genius

[u/697SmokeHouse]

Check out the SideClick remote. Game changer and looks a little cleaner.

[u/Vkilometer]

The Legend of Zelda - Tears of the Kingdom be like :

[u/Prajith_Karthik]

It will become a sticky situation when u need to change the batteries

[u/Roguespiffy]

I have a messy four year old and I’ve certainly thought about it.

[u/real_dea]

I love the Tile at the bottom in case you loose that monstrosity

[u/R3TR0pixl343]

And how do u change the battery... dummy

[u/Firkela]

Double power

[u/bmondoro]

Totk type beat

[u/greengo07]

exponentially increasing the chance of hitting buttons you don't mean to.

[u/Piccoroz]

Now you can lose them all at once.

[u/Additional_Writing49]

And batteries replacement?