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u/Youkai280 3d ago
Oh hey, I’ve eaten there. The burgers actually aren’t bad, but the video of them cooking the 105lb burger is pretty gross, just because of the sheer amount of meat they have to prepare. If I remember correctly, you also have to give them at least 2 weeks notice before ordering the 8th Wonder.
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u/Lev_Astov 3d ago
I particularly appreciate how right below the gigantic burgers is the "Nano Bites" section advertising the worlds smallest burgers. I rather want to try that.
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u/DocNMarty 2d ago
I kinda want to make a scale model of the solar system using the Nano Bites burger and the God Burgers.
Like would Mercury be the Nano Bites, Jupiter be the Zeus (unintended allusion but welcomed), and the 8th Wonder be the Sun? (I have no idea what the Mt. Olympus would be because I don't think anything in our solar system is close to half the mass of our Sun)
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u/thunderling 2d ago
World's smallest burger. Still costs 9 bucks.
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u/CashWrecks 2d ago
You get 6 of em!
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u/thunderling 2d ago
Ohhh! In that case, hell yeah I would order those! Seems more fun to pop a bunch of little mini burgers than slog through a massive one.
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u/HanzoXHanzo 3d ago
I mean, I'm guessing they have to make sure to order enough meat since if they didn't, one dude would walk up, order all of their stored meat, and then that'd be it. They're done for the day.
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u/rip_van_fish 3d ago
Wait, I'm worried what you just heard was "give me a lot of meat" when what I actually said was "give me all the meat you have"
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u/Donomoto 3d ago
One of my most favorite quotes of the show, after "Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems"
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u/HanzoXHanzo 3d ago
Apparently it was ad libbed too.
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u/Douchebag_on_wheels 3d ago
And Michael Shurr was pissed it was better than any joke he had ever written
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u/Swemoph 3d ago
Probably also need to organize a forklift hire to get the burger out the kitchen and the patrons out the restaurant.
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u/AndersTheUsurper 3d ago
I hope you never have to change out a water heater, gonna be hard getting the forklift up and down the stairs
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u/Crokpotpotty 3d ago
So is the burger so big you’re pretty much just eating all the ingredients individually?
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u/Duckrauhl 3d ago
Here's a spoonful of ketchup..
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u/Banana-Oni 2d ago
Disgusting. I drink my ketchup from a shot glass like a civilized person
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u/dragnabbit 2d ago
My friend's restaurant used to hold the Guiness Record for "World's Largest Commercially Available Hamburger" at 80 pounds back in 2006. He didn't need 2 weeks advance notice; but did need 2 days. The tricky part was baking the bottom half of the hamburger bun: Obviously, no regular bread is going to stay bread-like with 80 pounds of ground beef sitting on top of it. He would make these rock-solid dough "pillars" and then would bake the bottom bun around those, and then set the meat (about 10 inches thick, 30 inches diameter) on top of that. The burger itself only took like 8 hours to put cook and assemble, but the bottom bun took a day or two to make. Two weeks though? That's just lollygagging.
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u/Wildcat_twister12 3d ago
Now I’m morbidly curious on that video. I’m interested to see how they cook it without overcooking the outside or leaving the inside raw
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u/GiantPurplePeopleEat 3d ago
I just watched a video of a group of people eating one. To answer your question about how they cook it so it's not raw in the middle, they don't, it looked pretty dang raw in the middle.
As to how they cook it, I'm a chef so I'll take a guess. I'd use a two-person, four-handled paella pan on a 300k btu standalone burner. Grill one side, put another paella pan on top and flip it. Grill that side and then throw it into a double-door convection oven, with the racks pulled out, to finish it to temp. It'd be a pain in the ass though, lol.
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u/Saloncinx 3d ago
I assumed it would be mostly baked in the oven and then just finished/seared on the grill before serving
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u/wocsom_xorex 3d ago
I’m not hugely patriotic, but whenever I see someone measuring heat using the British Thermal Unit I do feel a swelling of pride in my chest
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u/Luemas91 2d ago
As a chemical engineer whenever I see a BTU, I'm reminded that the British truly could do nothing right
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u/jhvanriper 3d ago
Past a couple lbs its a meatloaf.
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u/bruddahmacnut 3d ago
Past a couple meatloafs its a roast.
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I'll take an 8th wonder deluxe, large fries... and a diet coke
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u/JoostVisser 3d ago
I'll take 2 number 9s, a number 9 large...
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u/OswaldXC 2d ago
A number 6 with extra dip…
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u/HanzoXHanzo 3d ago
"Now if you could take a coca-cola, and just go half coca-cola, half diet coke...'cause I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight."
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u/Thundakleez 3d ago
Take two of the nuggets and shove them up your ass!
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u/TenureAz 3d ago
How is the 8th wonder 50 lbs of meat but 105 total? Are there 55 lbs of bun, lettuce, onion, tomato, ketchup, and mustard?
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u/mitchdwx 3d ago
Yes. At the restaurant they had a screen with a video of how the burger is made. The buns are absolutely massive and they pile the veggies on too.
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u/I_Mix_Stuff 3d ago
and by the time you're done, you feel good with yourself because you ate a lot of veggies
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u/unresolved_m 3d ago
You'll poop veggies all day long.
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u/balsaaaq 3d ago
Imagine how much cooked beef just tossed in the trash
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u/TheAgedProfessor 3d ago
6 months later:
"What's for dinner?"
"Left over hamburger... from June..."
"AGAIN???"
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u/essketitandyeetballs 3d ago
i work at a fine dining steakhouse where steaks alone are $60-$180 and the amount of food i throw out every day makes me sad. im always asking “would you like a box?” and 75% of people decline. i always have to remind myself its their money, not mine haha
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u/Lithl 3d ago
I cannot comprehend the people who don't like leftovers. I mean sure, some dishes don't reheat well, but a steak sure as hell does.
Spicy food even gets better after being refrigerated over night.
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u/11backbroken 2d ago
I love leftovers. I can see someone not wanting a left over steak but personally I always use it for steak and egg tacos the next morning.
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u/SportsPhotoGirl 2d ago
Depends if they’re local or going out afterwards. I take leftovers when I have somewhere safe to put it but if I’m going to a show after dinner in the middle of summer, probably not taking them, middle of winter sure cuz the car becomes a refrigerator anyways, or if they’re staying at a hotel without a mini fridge or microwave, probably not taking them either. That’s probably a small percentage of those not taking leftovers but those are my reasonings for not taking them when I decline.
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u/aliara 3d ago
I work at a fancy buffet and the amount of food thrown away disgusts me. Aside from the fact that we throw away EVERYTHING on the buffet at night, no reheating the next day, these people take massive plates and rarely finish them. It's a buffet! You can always go back for more! I don't get it.
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u/the_catshark 3d ago
Funny thing about America, we actually produce more food than we can healthily eat (ignoring nutritional balance, just in terms of raw calories).
Waste and over production is horrible, do not get me wrong, we need to produce less is more the issue. If all the food America produces for domestic consumption was actually eaten evenly by all Americans, every American would vastly obese. Americans weirdly need to throw away food with how much we produce.
America simultaneously has people starving while also making more food than it can eat,
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u/machingunwhhore 3d ago
I work in a casino right now. We have 8500 employees and a huge trash dock. The stats they say are 50 tons of trash a day. We are just one of 15-20ish casinos on the strip
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u/SilkwormAbraxas 3d ago
There’s a really interesting documentary, Bug, about a project to determine if expanding available food products made from insects and other bugs could help address starvation in context of the expanding global population. Basically they determine that it’s unnecessary because we already produce wayyyy more food than is needed to feed the projected population but we waste so much of it, and capitalistically exploiting another protein source in a race to the bottom serves nothing but to line the pockets of a few large corporations.
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u/thiney49 3d ago
The difficult part of feeding everyone isn't growing the food, it's transporting it where it's needed. I have absolutely no idea how bug protein farming would work, but if it could be more easily set up in difficult-to-reach places, then it could still be beneficial.
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u/spazzydee 2d ago edited 2d ago
how would bugs be easier to farm and turn into food than lentils or soybeans? how would they be more appetizing or cheaper?
i honestly don't understand the bug thing.
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u/GreyPilgrim1973 3d ago edited 3d ago
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u/mitchdwx 3d ago
Clinton Station Diner in Clinton, NJ.
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u/lilblu399 3d ago
It's in Jersey? Oh God, I could actually go there, lol.
I wonder how's thier business since weed is legal there.
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u/biscovery 3d ago
There food is pretty good. I go there whenever i goto blue mountain of the drive back. Its on 78 close to PA border.
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u/cloveri 3d ago
It’s a solid diner, you can also eat inside an old train car which is cool
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u/abarrelofmankeys 3d ago
God I used to have a place that made a faaaantastic 1lb burger nearby. Usually I got it and saved half for another meal but you know…sometimes you gotta climb the burger mountain
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u/rose636 3d ago edited 3d ago
FYI for fellow Europeans - this is 47.627 kilograms
Or 200 Royale with Cheeses
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u/ClumsyRainbow 3d ago
If I ate that I would be over 33% burger. I don’t think that’s a good idea.
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u/According-Reveal6367 3d ago
Slightly over 40% over here. I don't need much food so I guess that a burger like that would feed me for the better part of a month. There is no freaking way I would be able to fit 4,8 kilos of food into my belly within a hour. Even if you would feed me Homer Simson style.
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u/JDirichlet 2d ago
If it were physically possible to eat that, i’d literally double my double my weight. That’s terrifying.
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u/TheAgedProfessor 3d ago
$500 bucks and they can't throw in the cheese?? Bastards.
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u/unresolved_m 3d ago
Did someone noticed World's Smallest Burger on the menu? What does that look like? I imagine it being a tiny tablet a-la Menthos.
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u/crazybluegoose 3d ago
It’s also $8.29!
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u/Mental_Newspaper3812 3d ago
For 6
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u/crazybluegoose 3d ago
Ah, thanks for pointing that out. It has been a long day. I was left with a very funny/sad mental picture of a huge plate and a single tiny burger the size of a quarter of something.
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u/Powerful_Mood9292 3d ago
Is it just me or does $621.49 seem like a pretty decent price for a 105lb burger?
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u/PrimeIntellect 3d ago
That just sounds like a total shitshow and massive waste of money, why the fuck would you ever want that lol
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u/ScarletDarkstar 3d ago
It doesn't to me. A burger that size has lost all integrity, and you cant get a "good" bite because you will have to eat huge portions of each ingredient. $621.49 sounds like a lot to pay someone to ruin what could have been 100 - 200 well made and tasty burgers for the sake of showing off.
Where I am I can get the ground beef for this fiasco for $150 retail, and I doubt restaurants pay grocery store prices. I realize a lot more goes into it, but it still doesn't seem like a very decent price given the quality cannot be very good.
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u/SweetNeo85 3d ago
I wanna see how they try to cook it. How do they flip this monstrosity? Also do they have buns that are like 3 feet across? Must be absolutely soaked in grease. Which is fine, but there must be a picture somewhere.
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u/Put_It_All_On_Blck 3d ago
Easiest solution is to just bake it. You get even heat, bottom is unlikely to burn, you don't have to flip it (which would absolutely break it), and you can cook it for hours.
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u/ScarletDarkstar 3d ago
It's the Clinton Station Diner in New Jersey, they have a website, and I think there is a picture on a food challenge website, too.
I didn't see anything about cooking it, but I got distracted by their 14 page long menu.
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u/grubas 3d ago
It's about 6 bucks a lb of prepared food, which is a very good price.
However, burgers notoriously don't scale well due to messing up the bun burger ratio. At this rate you'd have what effectively is a 50LB meatball between two giant doughy pizzas, because the buns are like 6 inches thick. So you are eating a "burger pizza slice" where you get bites of just bread, bites of bread with some meat, a bunch of meat, then veggies, then bread again.
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u/ScarletDarkstar 3d ago
Yep. $6/lb. is OK for prepared food, but only if you'd want to eat it. The whole is not greater than the sum of the parts here.
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u/Red_Flanagan 3d ago
Basically charging markup to buy beef and throw it away.
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u/Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp 3d ago
Brah I’m taking the leftovers and freezing it
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u/drfsupercenter 3d ago
How big is your freezer?
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u/Koshky_Kun 3d ago
I buy a 1/4 or 1/2 of a cow every year and freeze it and then I don't have to buy beef for a year. The Amish Butchers will cut you a good deal when you buy bulk.
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u/Lpnlizard27 3d ago
I'll take 2 Mount Olympus, one 8th wonder, a Zues with extra dip, an Atlus, 2 Hercules one with cheese. And a large soda.
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u/Bowies-on-the-moon 3d ago
Honestly I’d take the Achilles. $15 would barely get you a standard burger here (in a “proper” burger place like this)
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u/onlysubbedhere 3d ago
If a group of 10 people finish it in under an hour they get $2,000
https://www.foodchallenges.com/challenges/clinton-stations-8th-wonder-burger-challenge-clinton/