r/whenthe • u/Bajongo yellow like an EPIC lemon • May 30 '23
God's most beautiful creation
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u/GroovyAngler May 30 '23
what about your mom (she's very attractive)
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u/kamiloss14 May 30 '23
Sweet taste of billions of dollars:
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u/regretfulposts May 30 '23 edited May 30 '23
"You can't buy happiness" mfks when they have enough money to help their relative from cancer
Those greedy bastards didn't even save them
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u/MyNameBelongs2Me May 30 '23
Your solution requires 3 things that cannot be real:
The existence of women
Redditors touching grass
Redditors getting women
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u/Mathemalologiser May 30 '23
Hmmm I see. So you're saying women exist, but are only found on grass, thus inaccessible to redditors.
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u/VerumJerum OwO what's this? May 30 '23
Hmmm I wonder if OP has a type....
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u/Jealous_Ring1395 9/3/2025 May 30 '23
skinny girl, muscular girls, short and tall, all good the whole lot is good, also apply that to guys and that's also good
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u/AshamedFish2 May 30 '23
Average "Nooo! They aren't my type!"
vs.
"Almost everyone is extremely physically attractive despite their difference in attributes"
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u/Eidola0 May 31 '23
Damn imagine being one the very few not-attractive people when someone says almost everyone is physically attractive
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u/Oxygen-Breather May 31 '23
couldnt be you, bro ๐๐๐ช๐ช
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u/Eidola0 May 31 '23
*sis, but thx u too bby
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u/Oxygen-Breather May 31 '23
whoopsie doodle
anytime๐ช๐ช
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u/Giraffesarentreal19 May 30 '23
I always say my type of woman is the one who likes me back lmao.
And freckled redheads.
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u/isayfunnythinghaha May 30 '23
Sorry, all I see is muscular girls when I read this comment. Nothing else compares ๐ฅฐ
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u/eating_dicks number 19: mouse in baked beans May 30 '23
Me and my milf (if I had one to date)
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u/Want-Cookie May 30 '23
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u/TheOrganHarvester_67 May 30 '23
Hopefully one day that will be you homie
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u/Ganthereddituser May 30 '23
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u/Darmug ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ"You are now breathing manually." -Alpharius May 31 '23
Iโll be saving that image
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u/havingagoodtime0 May 30 '23
OP has a great taste personally I love capybara's they make me overjoyed
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u/FreezyChan purpl May 30 '23
capybara?? capybara!!
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u/Ostrich_Eater has not touched grass since 2017 May 30 '23 edited May 30 '23
Reddit users trying to respect each otherโs personal preferences for 5 seconds (impossible)
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u/spot_meowYT trollface -> May 30 '23
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u/MostSillyTransGirl Silly May 30 '23
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u/AwfulUsername123 May 30 '23
What? Who said I was trying?
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u/Ostrich_Eater has not touched grass since 2017 May 30 '23 edited May 30 '23
I saw your comments this isnโt about you I was just talking about the people rabidly defending OP
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u/ChadMcRad May 30 '23
It's more about making memes on your preferences on a reaction image sub that I think people find weird.
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u/Renetiger [REDACTED] May 30 '23
Some people in the comments don't know the difference between chubby and obese, damn.
But hey, it's reddit, people here jerk off at least 5 times a day, no wonder they think slim hourglass figure is standard
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u/Babyback-the-Butcher May 30 '23
Some people here probably jerk off more than they brush their teeth.
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u/Darmug ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ"You are now breathing manually." -Alpharius May 31 '23
Remember to brush your teeth, kids.
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u/Inflatable-Fox-0 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha May 31 '23
FAT is also nice. The bigger the better, case in point, your mom.
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u/LickYourPickles May 30 '23 edited May 30 '23
Literally ๐ Some mf saying is you have a pouch, you're fat
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u/Ostrich_Eater has not touched grass since 2017 May 31 '23
How is someone saying that ๐ pouch is natural, females have it to protect the reproductive organs, OP specified chubby thatโs going to be a lot more than just the pouch
(Assuming that what you are talking about is this, also ignore the caption itโs from r/terriblefacebookmemes)
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u/pixxllx May 30 '23
well i feel slightly better about myself now
thanks :)
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u/King_BowserKoopa Femboyn't May 30 '23
I mean it's not usually what I am into but I can appreciate it, and I do sometimes find it very attractive.
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u/Vaffelpelten May 30 '23 edited May 31 '23
Men will call themselves based traditionalists when hourglass stick figures have been in vogue for less than a century.
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u/HuskofaGhoul May 31 '23
Girls who lack birthing hips and the muscularity to fight and carry large preys back to our campgrounds get no love
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u/King_BowserKoopa Femboyn't May 30 '23
What denial??? I just said it was attractive.
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u/endi12314 May 30 '23
I just really like this dog and I thought you'd like him too
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u/geffyfive trollface -> May 30 '23
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u/Foreskin-Gaming69 ๐ต๐ฑ๐ต๐ฑ๐ต๐ฑ TRZYMETROWY KIJ W CHUJU (uwielbiam r/sounding) May 30 '23
Denial
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u/Salt-Cheesecake5529 May 30 '23
OP if being based was a test:
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u/Inevitable_Ad_325 May 30 '23
OP if actually getting a chubby girl was a test:
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u/Foxelexof May 30 '23
POV op told the teacher to grade up some bitches not in elementary:
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u/no-reason-to-love May 30 '23
PoV: youโre an ant in Mr.Crockerโs driveway (they have come for the hardrives).
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u/Random-Dice MARMALADE SALADโผ๏ธ May 30 '23
did someone say chubby girls??????
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u/TheOrganHarvester_67 May 30 '23
I love black cats they are so funny and cute
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u/MostSillyTransGirl Silly May 30 '23
Best gif
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u/TheOrganHarvester_67 May 30 '23
This isnโt jinx but it reminds me of her
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u/Imscaredofbeavers yellow like an EPIC lemon May 31 '23
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u/Darmug ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ"You are now breathing manually." -Alpharius May 31 '23
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u/TheOrganHarvester_67 May 31 '23
Orange cats are all dumbasses
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u/Darmug ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ"You are now breathing manually." -Alpharius May 31 '23
Yes
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u/The_Real_Shave_me2 green? epic! May 30 '23
I unironically don't find people as attractive unless they have at least a little tub.
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u/TheTasche May 30 '23
Chubby men
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u/ButterscotchOther325 epic orange May 30 '23
my dick has expanded too far
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u/Darmug ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ"You are now breathing manually." -Alpharius May 31 '23
Youโll die of blood loss if it goes too far!
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u/EmilySuxAtUsernames the tran gener May 30 '23
being a chubby girl would be kinda sick tbh
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u/Anal_Annal ๐ต๐ฑ๐ต๐ฑ๐ต๐ฑTRZYMETROWY KIJ W DUPE!!!๐ต๐ฑ๐ต๐ฑ๐ต๐ฑ May 30 '23
Being a girl would be kinda sick tbh
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u/EmilySuxAtUsernames the tran gener May 30 '23
sameeeeee
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u/rayquazawe May 30 '23
but you are a girl
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u/EmilySuxAtUsernames the tran gener May 30 '23
yeah but like still don't look like a girl
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u/rayquazawe May 30 '23
estrogen burger ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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u/EmilySuxAtUsernames the tran gener May 30 '23
estoragin brugre ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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u/ilsottopagato trollface -> May 30 '23
Estron bugre๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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u/Queasy-Combination62 May 30 '23
Estrogon surbge ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐
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u/Darmug ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ"You are now breathing manually." -Alpharius May 31 '23
Estgron blugur ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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u/TheLurker1209 May 30 '23
Not sure if I want a chubby lesbian girlfriend
Or if I want to be the chubby lesbian girlfriend
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u/Darmug ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ"You are now breathing manually." -Alpharius May 31 '23
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u/Wiglaf_The_Knight May 30 '23
I feel like I'm the subject of some psyop, I have seen a ton of chubby girl appreciation memes lately. Which is just fine cuz that's my preference, but has anyone else noticed an uptick or am I just developing coomer brain?
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u/OddlySexyPancake May 30 '23
Chubby girls are girls who pretty outside and inside, because they know their chubbiness does not matter to those who are worth their time <3
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u/Snuggledtoopieces May 31 '23
Itโs also just really soft, like surprisingly soft I was so impressed because I didnโt know people came in a cuddle grade.
best pillow on earth.
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u/TheRanger13 May 31 '23
Straight facts. Absolute best cuddles you will ever experience
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u/Imscaredofbeavers yellow like an EPIC lemon May 31 '23
I am extremely bi for chubby men and chubby women
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u/Atomicagainbecauseow May 30 '23
im not even gonna sugar coat it i agree with you
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u/Dysfunctional_Orphan May 30 '23
i will never forgive society for making chubby girls feel insecure about their bodies
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u/Clockwokis May 30 '23
And coming up on the right we have the authors bearley concealed fetish
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u/SleepyJoesNudes May 30 '23
Chubby is fine. Morbidly obese is just...not my thing, to say the least.
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u/Olek2706 May 30 '23
no one said this. this is a new sentence you just said, no one said this.
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u/Time_Candidate_8063 May 30 '23
It's hard because everyone defines chubby differently. Some people do think morbidly obese when saying chubby or curvy. I like chubby women, by which I mean 10 or 15 pounds extra. Not Walmart scooter or Lizzo.
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u/Concerned_mayor May 30 '23
Yep. BBW is a fine line between "big beautiful woman" and "beached Beluga whale"
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u/TheTasche May 30 '23
I think itโs just that obese people are often classified as โjust chubbyโ when it is a serious health hazard
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u/GreenPhoenix14 May 30 '23
counterpoint: asexual
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u/Lilholdy69 May 30 '23
counterpoint: your mom
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u/GreenPhoenix14 May 30 '23
you're right... maybe we should've bought a smaller urn
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u/Fridge_Lord May 30 '23 edited May 31 '23
The absolute chaos and stupidity in the replies makes me feel slightly better about my low IQ
good take OP
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u/Supernova0211 May 30 '23
Chubby or a bit of chub is just straight up perfection couldn't ask for anything else. The people in the comments here that don't understand the difference between some healthy extra weight and morbid obesity are weirdos
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